I – or at least my alter-ago, MJ Iles, has a novella out. It’s called Urquell I. When I say “out”, I mean I’ve stuck it on Amazon. No editors, no publishers. You can purchase a copy here for £1.99 (or your local monetary equivalent). It’s about 50 pages long.
Why Don’t You Send It To a Publisher Then?
a) Publishers aren’t the least bit interested in 50 page novellas
b) The sentences and paragraphs in it are long and tortuous and contain strange grammar and punctuation; and nothing like that is ever published these days
c) I can sell it to you for £1.99 if I don’t have one (I wanted to sell it cheaper, but Amazon doesn’t agree)
But Why Write a Novella?
a) I’ve never finished writing a novel in my life, usually out of boredom and a loss of belief in my original purpose
b) I’ve become convinced that novels are actually too long and far from an ideal art-form; art is much better consumed as a unified whole (e.g. cinema, theatre)
What’s It About?
Boy meets girl, that sort of thing
Is It Like This Blog?
I doubt it’s quite the kind of thing you’re expecting; but on further consideration, perhaps it does make some sort of sense.
Can I Get a Review Copy Off You, Or Just Read it Free?
Yes, ok. Email me at email@example.com and I’ll send you it. It will be in some computer format, probably Acrobat. (Also, if you’re signed up to Amazon Prime, you can read it for free anyway).
Can I Not Get a Hard Copy?
But I Only Read Literature Translated From Foreign Languages / Literature Prior to 1930
Yes, I know that. So do I.
If I Criticise Your Novella, How Are You Likely To Feel About It?
If you say something good, I’ll suppose you’re just being kind; if you say something bad, I’ll think you know nothing about literature. If your views – whether positive or negative – happen to coincide with my own, I’ll consider you a very astute critic.
Do You Think The Novella Is Any Good Yourself?
There’s bits of it I like; though I’m troubled by nebulous doubts whether I should publish it at all. (In fact, if you substitute the concept of love in the novella for art, that’s how I feel about it).
What Are You Writing Next?
Another novella, about Helen of Troy.